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Holy Guacamole Bundle 🥑

Holy Guacamole Bundle 🥑

Regular price $40.00 USD
Regular price $54.00 USD Sale price $40.00 USD
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Get our new game, Holy Guacamole + 3 Expansions, for one low price!

Holy Guacamole
 is simple: get your friends to guess the name on a card. Each team will have one minute to get through as many cards as possible before time runs out.

The catch? Each round, the rules change.

In round one, you describe what's on the card. In round two, you describe the card again using only one word. In round three, you have to act out the card with no words allowed. And don't worry—the same cards are used each round, so by the end of the game, you've made up a bunch of hilarious jokes together.

Contains 360 cards and our super secret Holy Guacamole recipe.

  • It's a church game for party people.
  • Featuring 360 incriminating cards centered around church culture.
  • Comes with an instructions sheet, but we're no longer under the law. Play how you will.
  • Includes our proprietary guacamole recipe that quite literally requires the salty tears of angels.


The Mild Expansion Pack is for the unchurched and spiritual infants (or anyone who fell asleep during VBS). These cards are ones you’ve definitely heard of. These mild references are easily recognizable cards from the most popular areas of the Bible and church culture. Remember Paul talking about being stuck on milk? This is the milk.

The Medium Expansion Pack adds some cards that
most people would recognize. These medium references are the lukewarm equivalent of mild and spicy, but without being spit out of God’s mouth. This is the perfect expansion pack for people who have almost read through the entire Bible (Sorry, Zephaniah).

The Spicy Expansion Pack is our most spicy references to the Bible and church culture. Purchasing this expansion automatically grants you an honorary doctorate in theology and will increase your sword drill capabilities by upwards of 50%. Put this expansion pack on your bookshelf next to Tozer.

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